Then: Killer Weed
Now: Weed Killer
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint
Then: Moving to California because it’s cool
Now: Moving to California because it’s warm
Then: Being called into the principal’s office
Now: Storming into the principal’s office
Then: Peace Sign
Now: Mercedes Logo
Then: Getting your head stoned
Now: Getting your headstone
Then: “Going blind”
Now: REALLY going blind
Then: Long hair
Now: Longing for hair
Then: Acid rock
Now: Acid reflux
Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral
Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President
Now: Fighting to keep the lying President
Then: The perfect high
Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund
Then: Elvis in the army
Now: Elvis in a UFO
Then: Keg
Now: EKG
Then: Swallowing acid
Now: Swallowing antacid
Then: You’re growing pot
Now: Your growing pot
Then: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your parents
Now: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your kids
Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
Then: Passing the driving test
Now: Passing the vision test
Then: Seeds and stems
Now: Roughage
Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
Now: Popping joints
Then: Whatever?
Now: Depends
Then: Ommmmmm
Now: Ummmmm
Then: Our president’s struggle with Fidel
Now: Our president’s struggle with fidelity